Cannibal Buffet

Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea,
my fiancé and me. The ship went down.
Everybody drowned. And I was just glad
The sea didn’t swallow me.

Well, I was in distress, ’cause my hair was such a mess.
And so I washed up on a beach.
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.
I’m in the middle of a cannibal buffet.
I’m feelin’ well. They like me that way.
So if you really want to know what’s eating me.
It’s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.

Oh, trouble was afoot, they were eatin’ mine.
Towin’ the party line. I was startin’ to feel,
These guys are heels. But truth be told,
these cannibals have got soul.
Hey, numbskull look at me.
I’ve got a bone to pick with thee.
You ain’t humorous, stop ribbin’ me.
Have a spine, bone up on settin’ me free.

I’m in the middle of a cannibal buffet.
I’m feelin’ rare. They like me that way.
So if you really want to know what’s eating me.
It’s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.
Missionaries came to this place.
They taught us manners.
Now we cannibals always say grace.
[Prayer]
And then we eat your face!

I’m in the middle of a cannibal buffet.
I’m feelin’ well. They like me that way.
So if you really want to know what’s eating me.
It’s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.
It’s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.
It’s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.

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