Comin’ Out for Christmas

Christmas
That magic time of the year
Mom and Dad are glad everyone’s here
Granpa
Is busy trimming the trees
And auntie made a fruit-cake, naturally.

But her fruit-cake ain’t the only one at the table
And there’s something that I just have to say
Granny, pass the stuffing, if you are able
And, by the way, mom and dad, I’m gay
Yeah, I brought a girl with me, but I paid here to be here
Hey, mom and dad, that’s what they call a beard
I tried to make it work, but the girl ain’t got the gear
What can I say, I love it in the rear.

Comin’ out for christmas, comin’ out this year
Can’t wait to tell the world that I’m a flamin’ queer
Comin’ out for christmas, comin’ out today
And here’s your christmas-present: mom and dad, I’m gay.
Take back those GI:Joes, I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some barbies, although you think it’s wrong
Or better yet: Johnny depp in a thong.

Comin’ out for christmas, comin’ out this year
Can’t wait to tell the world that I’m a flamin’ queer
Comin’ out for christmas, comin’ out today
And here’s your christmas-present: mom and dad, I’m gay.
Don’t look so surprised to know.
It’s not like I’m the only homo.
Auntie Jen’s a lesbian (She is?)
and I’ve been felt by Uncle Joe.

Well, now, I don’t expect you to like what you’ve been told
And if you hate me, well, that’s how it goes.
But as for me I’m off to a disco – and you can kiss my gay ass as I go. (Hello!)
Comin’ out for christmas, comin’ out this year
Can’t wait to tell the world that I’m a flamin’ queer
Comin’ out for christmas, comin’ out today
And here’s your christmas-present: mom and dad, I’m
Wonderfully…Fabulously…Gargantuanly gay!

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