Screw the Ocampa (BiTrektual Version)

We were in the Badlands one day
Chasing B’Elanna and Chakotay
We were whisked into the Delta Quadrant
Fuck, that’s far away

I wanna go home
(Said Ensing Kim)
Please let me go home
(No-one listened to him)
I say screw the Ocampa
I wanna go home

The Caretaker had an array
That could get us home safe
But Janeway, that ignorant slut,
She blew it away.

I wanna go home
(Said Ensign Kim)
Please let me go home
(No-one listen to him)
Drop me off at a wormhole
I wanna go home

So now I’m stuck here for years
In the Delta Quadrant, I fear
With the Kazon and Hirogen
And a brother with pointy ears
(Say what?)

I wanna go home
(Said Ensign Kim)
Please let me go home
(I bitchslapped him)
Talaxian chicks are ugly
I wanna go home

So hoist up the aft nacelles
See how the warp core burns
Tell Janeway to go to Hell
I wanna go home

I wanna go home
(Said Ensign Kim)
Please let me go home
(Someone listen to him!)
I say screw the Ocampa
I wanna go home
I say fuck the Ocampa
I wanna go home

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